ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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