some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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