he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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