Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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