my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I had to cum in my sink.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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