how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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