She's JV to your varsity
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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