So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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