check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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