butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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