break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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