I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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