On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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