We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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