i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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