party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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