your room smells of hookers.
And success
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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