this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
is it fun? or sober?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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