I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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