I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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