I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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