This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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