I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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