do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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