It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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