i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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