I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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