Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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