...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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