The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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