i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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