I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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