2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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