A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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