You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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