I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think your dad took our porno
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
