Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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