I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize