When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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