epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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