Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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