Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
