and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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