If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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