Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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