K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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