a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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