I want to stick my p in your. b.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
This baby is an asshole
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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