Porn is love you can see.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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