i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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