how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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