Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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