I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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