Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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