do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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