i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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