Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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