I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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